hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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