direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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