I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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