Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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