That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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