I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
