Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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