So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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