question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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