it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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