Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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