But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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