Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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