Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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