also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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