I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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