I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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