I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just invented taco cereal.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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