what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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