So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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