her vagine was all disorganized.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
i need to put some appletini on your dick
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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