I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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