used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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