i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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