Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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