therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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