Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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