real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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