why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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