how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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