Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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