So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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