mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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