I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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