So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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