If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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