White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
