That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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