He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
only if we run a train.
done.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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