Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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