11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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