currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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