Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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