I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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