The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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