how can u be prego again
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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