If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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