So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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