why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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