There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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