Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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