Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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