i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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