I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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