Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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