we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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